January 2012
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This year I will live by this quote
“I will apologise for faithlessness, neglect, deceit, cruelty, unkindness, vanity and meanness, but I will not apologise for the urgings of my genitals, nor certainly, will I ever apologise for the urgings of my heart. I may regret those urgings, rue them deeply, and occasionally damn, blast and wish them to hell, but apologise - no: not where they do no harm. A culture that demands people...
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2012, the world ending?
Admit some shit before you die.
I find dogs penis’ really disgusting and actually want to be sick every time I see them.
I like the taste of my own juices.
I once gave a blow job to a man three times my age.
I once humped the arm of the sofa, it’s how I found my ‘bud’ so to speak.
I once stole 2 kinder eggs from a pound stretchers.
I’ve always dreamed of being...
December 2011
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tonight matthew
ecksipoo:
i am going to masturbate profusely.
hahha.
Sityourassdown!
Lauren.
I almost forgot, happy new year! I hope 2012 is better for you. Love you more than anything.
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OH MY GOD...
I just showed my mum a picture of Jude Law’s penis. Which, I thought, was large.
apparently, I was wrong. My mum said it was small.
I feel as if I’ve just learned my mum is a slut. :|
However, I stand by what I said, Jude’s penis is large.
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Birthday tension
I hadn’t slept well at all, not a wink - I was nervous and excited about what tomorrow would bring. James had refused to see me for 2 weeks before my birthday, he said it would ‘ruin the tension’. 2 weeks had started off really slow, but then after the 6th day it seemed to fly past. My birthday started in -technically around 15 hours, that’s when James would arrive. I...
slowly-tongued-by-stephen-fry asked: Is he going to be hesitant at first over seeing the photos? There should be a scene where she gives him a book of poetry or something....(with a nude picture in it) Of course that could be any time.
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7 years [Part 2]
After a very uncomfortable few hours sleep, he woke with a start as Morgan shook him “Stephen, we fell asleep on the sofa. Are we going to go to bed?”
He shook his head, the way she said it was as if she wanted him to get in her bed. He opened his eyes fully and cleared his throat “Yes, sorry…what time is it?” he asked groggily “
“half three…” she whispered, standing up and switching off all...
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sityourassdown:
Your Song is playing on the radio.
GIVES ME BLERGER FEELINGS~
Holy fuck! David!
slowly-tongued-by-stephen-fry asked: I am following you on Twitter. I'm PrancingJeeves. XD
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slowly-tongued-by-stephen-fry asked: OMG accidental seduction is even better than intended seduction.
slowly-tongued-by-stephen-fry asked: I've got a couple of notes on how it should go with the story. 1) He should be conflicted but aroused. 2) I don't know, I like drama. 3) What's better- him seducing her or her seducing him 4) WTF it's Stephen Fry LOL
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Fuck.
I really wanted to go for a skate today, I’ve not been in so long.
But it’s raining out and fuck going to the indoor park, it’s always full of park snakes.
slowly-tongued-by-stephen-fry asked: I used to fantasize about going back in time and dressing up as a man in order to have sex with Oscar Wilde, but now I'm fantasizing about Stephen Fry going back in time and having sex with Wilde.
Watchthesinnerandthecynical:
Nathan Fillion in a porno.
Ugly laughter.
No shame.
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7 years [Part 1]
7 years, 7 very long years since he had been to the small and cozy cottage in the middle of Leicestershire. He was visiting his best friend James and his wife, their child – his Goddaughter, Morgan. The last time he had seen Morgan, she had been just about to leave school and go to do her A-levels at college – but he had since heard that she graduated with Distinction and was now doing an honors...
2011 is almost over. Inbox me something you've...
gently-tongued-by-stephen-fry:
madamelulu:
go ahead! http://madamelulu.tumblr.com/ask This is when no one does anything… thanks guys
I’d like that.
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NYE?
I couldn’t give a falling fart.
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So I just screencapped Stephen Fry sitting with...
gently-tongued-by-stephen-fry:
It’s the only reason I captured it.
I bet you did you dirty bitch. :p
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Stephen is Gorgeous. →
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James May 2013 calendar! →
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gently-tongued-by-stephen-fry:
morganstarramberose:
gently-tongued-by-stephen-fry:
morganstarramberose:
Keeps giving me insane story ideas. I have about 10 to write now!
The scandalous godfather/goddaughter relationship one was one of my favorites. I’m glad you can write it!
I’m gonna start writing it after I’ve wrote my essay plan. :D :D :D I think I love you.
I like your interest...
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gently-tongued-by-stephen-fry:
morganstarramberose:
Keeps giving me insane story ideas. I have about 10 to write now!
The scandalous godfather/goddaughter relationship one was one of my favorites. I’m glad you can write it!
I’m gonna start writing it after I’ve wrote my essay plan. :D :D :D I think I love you.